Vacancy - Fancy the job?

[yakup]

The game is simple...wish for something,
and grant the wish of the person before you,
but make sure it has a defect...

For example:

Person1:
i wish i could have a ferrari.


Person2:
granted but it is toy car model and it is in pink

i wish for a new Computer

Let the lamp rubbing begin!

[Psycho_Toxic]

I wish to become SAFF Advisor....

[yakup]

Granted but you're Advisor on the copy saff forum and accordingly banned from SAFF




I wish i was 21 again

[moonwolf]

Granted you are a baby and weigh 21 pounds.
I wish for a house in the country.

[bluetouch2]

Granted.  Welcome to Afghanistan, Soldier.

I wish for a one-night stand with Desiree West.

[kiwi_mike]

Granted.  Welcome to Afghanistan, Soldier.

lmao good 1 

i wish for sandra bullock to give me her harley 

[moonwolf]

Secretly stealing the pretty little Harley emblem off Sandra Bullock's bike...here ya go!
I wish all corrupt politician's parents had used birth control instead.

[saulprawn]

I wish for a one-night stand with Desiree West.

Yes you may have her, shes my new pet mouse

I wish I could step on planet Mars...

[shodan2010]

I wish I could step on planet Mars...

Look, it's an empty sweet packet....  it says "Mars Planets".... and you've stepped on it.  There you go!

I wish I could have a very dirty weekend with Charmaine Sinclair

[saulprawn]

Look, it's an empty sweet packet....  it says "Mars Planets".... and you've stepped on it.  There you go!

I wish I could have a very dirty weekend with Charmaine Sinclair

Sure you can have a dirty weekend with Charmaine Sinclair, mind you its a Sinclair C5 and my dog Charmaine just took a dump in it, hence I christened the vehicle by its name

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_C5


I wish I could fly like an eagle with human wings........

[michaeladd]

Sure you can fly like an eagle with human wings and since humans don't have wings, you fall to the Earth.

I wish for world peace

[mehmehmeh]

World peace? Great, no more crazy funding for military tech which eventually trickles down to us in gadget-form.. which means no more innovation or progress.. which means you'll never download porn faster or better than right now.

Ok, that was a stretch. On topic, i want a harem of 100% lifelike and obedient sexbots.

[dlzoidberg]

Granted, but they all look like Rosanne Barr!


I wish to become supreme ruler of the universe.

[tongueincheek]

there you go - you're now transformed into a novelty measuring device shaped like one of diana ross' backing singers. oh look, theres enough space on your surface for one (uni) stanza (verse) to be printed... enjoy your new existance...


I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere at any time freely

[jimmas]

Granted but you have to be naked to do it!

I wish I had the ability to cure!

[ska85]

guaranteed but you have to do it weared like the singer of the Cure

I wish i was imortal

[bernmannn]

You become Legolas (ie gay elf)

I wish I was Austin Powers

[llowestpsb]

Austin Powers found that ppl doesn't like to see him anymore
I wish to be an evil dragon

[Eliah]

I Grant you the evil dragon, but it has a hidden sissy side ;P

I want a Volvo (Try ruining that )

[Big_Balls]

You get one. That should be enough

No just kiddin. Granted, you get Volvo. A 200 pound, former russian ringer who does escort now.


I want to have all pr0n of the web.

[tesa185]

Granted, you get all the pOrn of the web, but instead of using your super high speed internet broadband access you are stuck with an brand new acoustic modem from the early seventies ('70) that provides full duplex operation at 1,200 bit/s. Happy downloading my friend



I wish i could travel to any place in the universe without any loss of time.

[martian89]

Granted but now time stops for you so you spend your existence in exactly the same time (nothing moves for you) but anywhere you want, enjoy.

I wish for infinity wishes.

[Aethlex]

Granted You have infinite wishes at the Make a wish foundation unfortunately Your now terminal.
I wish for world peace.

[eva0093]

Granted there is a sudden population explosion and within 5 years you can no longer afford to eat.
I wish for an Ironman suit

[kozzmozz440]

thx

[Vivren]

Granted but you will be closed in this suit forever, u cant put this off.
I wana be a rockstar, and play guitar as Slash do :>

[jodale]

Granted-you are now Jimmy Hendrix--but you are not playing anymore-------My wish is to die at age 100 after eating the pussy and fucking all the"Vintage Flash models".

[TTTTA]

great ... amazing foto hehehe ...

[bugmenot44]

great ... amazing foto hehehe ...

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