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Q: What always happens to the blonde who puts her panties on backwards?
A: She gets her ass chewed out.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is really conceited?
A: She screams out her own name when she comes.

Q: Why won't blondes drink beer on the beach?
A: Because they're afraid they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Q: What is the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
A: When her Ben-Wa balls set off the metal detector at the airport.

Q: What did the blonde do to prevent getting raped?
A: She beat off her attacker.

   Two homely brunettes, Edith and Alma, were perplexed by how
their laundry often got rained on when hung out to dry, while
their beautiful blonde neighbor Buffy's never was hung out on
rainy days.  So they asked her what her secret was to fortelling
the weather.
   "Well," Buffy said, "I look over at my boyfriend Biff's penis. 
If it is slung over his left leg, it will rain.  If it slung over
his right leg, it won't rain."
   "So," Alma smirked, "what do you do on the days he has a hardon?"
   "On all of those days," she replied with a smile, "I don't have
time to do the laundry."

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who went to the beach to have fun?
A: She was told to leave after the lifeguard caught her going down
for the third time.

Q: What do blondes call it when you pull off their pantyhose?
A: Foreplay.

Q: What is the ultimate dilemma for a blonde?
A: Meeting a guy with herpes and a big dick.

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a hijacker?
A: A handjob on an airplane.

Q: What do blonde's like so much about tilt steering wheels in cars?
A: More head room.

Q: What do you call a beautiful, huge-boobed blonde lesbian?
A: Bitch.

Q: How do you keep a blonde from biting her nails?
A: Make her wear shoes.

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