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« on: April 27, 2007, 05:14:33 PM »
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Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately! . OK?
  
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
 
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
 
 
 
 
  
First Question:
 
 You are participating in a race! You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

 


 
  

 


  
 
 
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
 
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
 
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
 
 
 You're not very good at this, are you?

 


 
 
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
 
 
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
 
 
Scroll down for answer.....
 
 
 
 
 
 




Did you get 5000 ?
 
The correct answer is actually 4100.
 
 
 
 If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
 Today is definitely not your day, is it?
 Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .Maybe.
 
 
 
Fourth Question:
 
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
 

 

 

 

 
  


  
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
 
 
Okay, now the bonus round:
 
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



 
 


 
  

 


  
 
He just has to open his mouth and asks...
It's really very simple....

 

 


 
 
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2007, 09:19:37 PM »
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absolutely excellent mate best post for ages on here! i cant believe I fell for everyone
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2007, 12:36:51 AM »
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lol i fell for everyone of them as well well donme
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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2007, 09:35:15 AM »
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Very Good Post
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 03:43:14 PM »
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thanx it is really good
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 01:36:08 AM »
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If anyone answered a single one wrong you are just plain dumb. Those where some of the simplest questions I've ever come across.

Then again, I do have the IQ of a genius according to the IQ test I've taken.
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2007, 02:05:05 AM »
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I only got the first question correct  Shocked
The reason I only got that one right is because I always seem to come second anyway  Cheesy

Brilliant!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2007, 07:25:55 AM »
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If anyone answered a single one wrong you are just plain dumb. Those where some of the simplest questions I've ever come across.

Then again, I do have the IQ of a genius according to the IQ test I've taken.

So spelling doesn't feature in these IQ tests then?
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2007, 12:49:46 AM »
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Nope, spelling or grammar is not a factor on IQ test.

BTW if I'm writting a memo or a letter to a company president I will proof read and make sure proper spelling and grammar was used. Here i just don't care if it is proper.

Still does not change the fact those questions where simple.

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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 01:47:19 AM »
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So spelling doesn't feature in these IQ tests then?
  Cheesy Cheesy
and modest too?
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 04:07:33 AM »
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Nice post - thx
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2007, 10:00:49 AM »
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Yep, But I knew how dumb I was before!!! Thanks for showing me nothing has changed!!!
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 06:01:58 AM »
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excellent questions.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 02:26:16 PM »
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they were ok, even if i didnt fail for one of them. but i m not sure if your 2nd answer is correct. if you overtake the last, you can be on every position other than last. I m not sure because english isnt my first language and i dont know if its called overtake if you are one round ahea of someone , or if there is a special word in the english language
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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2012, 06:36:24 PM »
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lot of twist in questions
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« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2012, 09:25:18 PM »
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"If you overtake the last person, then you are...?"

I believe that, before answering, we have to put straight what is the exact meaning of the verb "to overtake".
If overtaking someone means taking his/her place in the race, then the answer you gave is absolutely correct: overtaking the last person would mean that your position is lower than the LAST, and that is clearly a paradox.
But if overtaking someone means simply passing him/her by, then we can assume the last person has been lapped, and the answer would be: "I can be anyone from the first to the second-to-last".

By the way, I'm not a native speaker so I might have missed something about the precise meaning of "overtaking". Cheers to everyone Wink
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« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2014, 09:32:09 AM »
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got the math arithmetic one but certainly not the others!
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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2014, 10:20:28 AM »
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Ecellent!
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« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2014, 07:59:10 PM »
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rather amusing
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2019, 10:21:36 PM »
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Dated, but nice, got all of theme.
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