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« on: April 05, 2017, 05:16:57 PM »
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Two pals meet at the pub."how much money do you have?" the first guy asks ."not much" his mate replies "how much money do you have then?" The first guy says he has not got much either but he has got an idea how they can drink all night for free. They turn out their pockets and have just enough money to buy one sausage from the butchers next to the pub."that's grand" says the first guy and buys a sausage. He tells his mate the plan is to pretend the sausage is his dick. When the barman asks for the money he will get out the 'dick ' and his mate will get on his knees and suck on it. His mate doesn't see how this will get them free drinks but goes with his pal into the pub. They order a beer and jack Daniels each. When the barkeeper asks for the money they down the drinks fast and do the pretend 'dick suck' they discussed outside. The barman goes nuts "GET OUT YOU PERVERTS ! " he bawls so they run off having not paid. The plan worked so well the two guys repeat the fake 'dick suck' at six or seven more pubs and it works every time. After the eighth pub the one guy tells his pal "this is great but my knees are killing me you will have to do the suck part for the next pub". The other guy says "oh don't worry I lost the sausage after the third pub anyway!"  
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2017, 06:46:31 AM »
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That was pretty good, i'll have to remember that one for my friends!
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2017, 07:54:43 AM »
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funny!
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2017, 08:01:07 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2017, 11:16:55 AM »
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Hehe, funny one!
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2017, 03:48:36 AM »
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Lol, it's so fun i like the story you told me i like it
Find this fun story to tell again.
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2017, 12:47:07 AM »
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good one
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2018, 12:52:12 PM »
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very funny. Thanks for sharing
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2020, 05:57:02 PM »
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Nice, I like it!
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2020, 08:09:47 AM »
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Excellent haha
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2020, 10:47:27 PM »
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Hahaha Good one Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2021, 10:30:18 PM »
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Nice, so funny
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2023, 10:28:04 AM »
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nice one
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