Vacancy - Fancy the job?

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A guy I know just had a huge pond installed in his garden. This thing has everything fountain, waterfall the works. He went to the local aquatic centre to get some quality fish to stock his new pond. The shopkeeper told him he wanted koi carp to do the job right however they were over £100 each full size. Having spent out on the pond the guy thought he could wait for them to grow so asked if the came smaller and cheaper? The shopkeeper showed him some half the size but they were still over £50 each ! Still baulking at the price he asked if they came any smaller and cheaper? The shopkeeper showed him a bucket with some mad fish fighting and swimming like mad £10 the bucket full he told the guy . Happy as Larry the guy bought the fish took them home and put them into his prize new pond. In the morning he threw back his bedroom curtains to gaze upon his lovely pond only to find it had gone ! The fountain, waterfall even the water had gone leaving just a muddy hole! He was straight on the phone to the aquatic centre telling them about his loss and asking just what the hell kind of fish he had been sold. The shopkeeper apologised and said that he had sold him diddykoi.

[lance497261]

Very funny

[Baconking24]

That was pretty good!

[ksk_pentagram]

nice!

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