Never So Deep (1981)
DVD Ripped & Reformatted (again to fix improper aspect.)
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Description: Ginger Trueheart, a very private-eye (played by that luscious Penthouse girl Loni Sanders) finds herself ever so deep… in Gerard Damiano's newest sex comedy, NEVER SO DEEP. One call magazine mogul, Hugh Heffer, sends our pal Ginger on a sex-sizzling search through San Francisco's infamous tenderloin district. It seems that Mr. Heffer is looking for a missing enchantress who is "the best in the world." And, he has a clue; our mystery lady has a butterfly tattoo on her left cheek. NEVER SO DEEP will tickle your funny bone, as well as your fancy. Damiano, master of the erotic, saves the mystery lady for last, and what a cherry she is to top this crème-filled exotic dessert, NEVER SO DEEP!
Reviewed By: DirtyMovieDevotee on 29 Jul 2012
“Never So Deep” presents a return to burlesque territory director Damiano explored in his earlier, less pretentious work like “Meatball” and – duh ! – “Deep Throat“. It’s a welcome reminder that he can kid around with the best of them and a sterling sex flick to boot.
Private eye Ginger Trueheart (fan favorite Loni Sanders, star of Shaun Costello’s all too aptly named “Beauty”) and sidekick Sam Strong (her then real life husband Mike Ranger) are summoned to the mansion of girlie magazine magnate Huge Heffer (veteran performer Paul Thomas, who played Peter under his real name in Norman Jewison’s Jesus Christ “Superstar!”) with the assignment to track down a girl he met one drunken night. All he remembers is the butterfly tattoo on her butt and her uncanny ability to down great lengths of the male sex organ ! This zany premise takes our heroes to the seamier side of San Francisco in the early 80s with all sorts of hot action along the way.
Ranger trades oral favors with Tara Aire (a/k/a “Bobbi Jackson” on John Christopher’s “Babe”) at the mansion and gets to sample the throats of Brooke West (“Playing With Fire”), Sonya Sommers (“Wicked Sensations”) and Victoria Slick (“Baby Cakes”) in the line of duty. Peepshow booth babe Lynx Cannon (billed as “Jean Damage” just like she was on Fred Lincoln’s “Same Time Every Year”) and prostitute Anna Turner (“Mistress”) manage to identify the Mystery Miss as going by the name of “Brandy Wine” (Maria Tortuga, a lusty Latina who provided heated support in tons of 70s and 80s features), now working as an assistant on TV commercials directed by the ridiculously pompous Carlo Bellafondue (a very funny turn by Richard Pacheco). As Ginger goes undercover, trying to land the lead in a personal hygiene infomercial (!) by pleasing both director and sponsor Mike Horner, Hef tries to take his mind of things with the help of Miss November (honey blonde Lysa Thatcher, sad-eyed star of Damiano’s “Satisfiers of Alpha Blue”) who stages a tryst with fellow-Misses May and December (Tigr and Ingrid Pierce) with artful lighting and composition obscuring the ladies’ faces while highlighting certain other aspects of their anatomy.
Damiano throws in so many little funny bits of business, that it’s virtually impossible to properly summarize this flick within the space allotted by IMDb. Rest assured that you’ll be entertained as well as aroused throughout the entire brisk running time. Acting is solid, with the director cautious not to push any performer beyond her or his limitations, so Sanders mostly gets to be adorably giggly, Ranger gets to do his deadpan routine and so forth. Camera was manned once again by “Harry Flecks”, i.e. real Hollywood alumnus Joao Fernandez, so you can bet your rear end the movie looks like a million bucks with car rides across town and hang-gliding footage supplying production value. What you see is what you get, contrary to a lot of Damiano’s more ambitious stuff like “Odyssey” , and that is fun, fun, fun !
Director
Gerard Damiano
Compilation
No
Runtime: 87 min (this is the uncut version.)
Runtime of cut version is 82 min
Actresses
Anna Turner [BJOnly Facial]
Brooke West [BJOnly Facial]
Tigr (as Chelsea McClane) [LezOnly]
Ingrid Pierce [LezOnly]
Loni Sanders [Facial Swallow]
Lysa Thatcher [LezOnly]
Maria Tortuga [BJOnly Facial]
Sonya Summers (as Sonya Sommers) [BJOnly]
Tara Aire [Facial]
Victoria Slick [Anal Bald]
Actors
Mike Horner (as Don Hart)
Jesse Adams
Mike Ranger
Paul Thomas
Richard Pacheco
Cast
Loni Sanders -= Plays =- Ginger
Mike Ranger -= Plays =- Sam Strong
Paul Thomas -= Plays =- Mr. Huge Heffer
Maria Tortuga -= Plays =- Brandy Wine
Richard Pacheco -= Plays =- Abdul Jalini/Carlo Bellafondue
Mike Horner -= Plays =- Mr. Douché (as Don Hart)
Lynx Canon -= Plays =- Jody (as Jean Damage)
Lysa Thatcher -= Plays =- Miss November
Sonya Summers -= Plays =- Suzy (as Sonya Sommers)
Art Thanash -= Plays =- The Bartender
Joel Holzman -= Plays =- Photographer (as Joel L. Holzman)
Anna Turner -= Plays =- Girl in Massage Parlor
Jesse Adams -= Plays =- The Trick
Tigr -= Plays =- Miss December (as Chelsea McClane)
Ingrid Pierce -= Plays =- Miss May
Victoria Slick -= Plays =- Wendy
Tara Aire -= Plays =- Tara
Tess Finlandia -= Plays =- Evelyn
Isabella -= Plays =- Stripper
Jon Martin -= Plays =- Sport (as Jon Martinstein)
Carol Doda -= Plays =- Madame Vivian (as Miss Carol Doda)
Serena -= Plays =- Mr. Heffer's Secretary
Brooke West -= Plays =- Lola
Gerard Damiano -= Plays =- Drunk Bar Customer (uncredited)
Non Sex Performers Female
Lynx Canon (as Jean Damage)
Carol Doda (as Miss Carol Doda)
Serena
Non Sex Performers Male
Gerard Damiano
Jon Martin (as Jon Martinstein)
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Loni Sanders, Mike Ranger
Scene 2. Tara Aire, Mike Ranger
Scene 3. Anna Turner, Loni Sanders, Jesse Adams
Scene 4. Tigr, Ingrid Pierce, Lysa Thatcher
Scene 5. Brooke West, Sonya Summers, Victoria Slick, Mike Ranger
Scene 6. Loni Sanders, Mike Horner, Richard Pacheco
Scene 7. Maria Tortuga, Paul Thomas
General : Never So Deep.mp4
Format : MPEG-4 at 888 kb/s
Length : 560 MiB for 1 h 28 min 11 s 8 ms
Video #0 : HEVC at 722 kb/s
Aspect : 720 x 524 (AR 1.37) at 29.970 fps
Audio #0 : AAC at 160 kb/s
Infos : 2 channels, 48.0 kHz
Language : en
N1v9rS8D1p.zip 561.5 MB
https://mega.nz/#!mYBFhQJZ!fIgBjB9KHsd3j8EKI8qmesgN6E4F2a5k-MOmGQQ3_Wk
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