Vacancy - Fancy the job?

[yakup]

Very easy just tell us something you never yet did




I have never been out of love  

[goforit75]

Sadly i have yet to ever go abroad.

[Mara]

I have never won the lottery !!

[kernowgypsy]

I have never won the lottery !!

Me neither, at least not the top prize - keep picking the wrong numbers 

[jessemorganus]

I have never been out of love
Hey man, that's worth quoting (or stealing).

I've never found answers I still can't doubt...
And I've never decided if this is a good thing, or a bad.

[saulprawn]

I've never worn a condom

I prefer to take the task in hand

[kernowgypsy]

 
I've never worn a condom

I prefer to take the task in hand

 

[jehuty69]

had a threesome

had to go with sex obviously

[saulprawn]

had sex with my cellphone

just had it vibrate on my dong a coupla times :/

[Sigursæll]

Since I was 16 I have never found anything in a clothing/shoe store that will fit me.
I have over 400 ties because it's the only clothing gift I can receive that is guaranteed to fit.

[jehuty69]

Had a girl let us go ass to mouth 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg

[yakup]

had a threesome

had to go with sex obviously

Had a girl let us go ass to mouth 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg

[jehuty69]

did we just skip a whole month or something? 

[moonwolf]

I have never found an end to my constant curiousity..about everything.

[bneathfemdom]

I have never been skydiving.

[beep]

I have never yet written a number one hit.

[saulprawn]

I have never yet seen a ghost/apparition/poltergeist etc

[beep]

I have never yet seen a ghost/apparition/poltergeist etc

me neither.

I have never yet get any direct confirmation from god or other higher stuff that i will be rewarded later on.

[culteguy]

Never ate the worm.
Never really took a decent road trip around the states.
Never had a midget girl (and I mention that because there was a cute Chinese midget in college.)
Never driven a boat on the ocean (always wanted to.)
Never driven a decent car (cause I can't drive a stick.)
Never lived in the dessert.
Never went to Thailand (but I've been to Japan twice.)
And I've never been deep sea diving, I kinda wanna, but I'm afraid of heights, so I'm worried I might be afraid down there.

[Sigursæll]

Never lived in the dessert.

If you want to fill a bath with it, I know where you can get some cheap custard.
You could stay in your custard tub for a day and that's one off your list.

 

[beep]

i have never jet bathed in mousse chocolate.

[kernowgypsy]

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i have never jet bathed in mouse chocolate.

  chocolate ? Never seen that in the shops 

[Sigursæll]

i have never jet bathed in mousse chocolate.

Jet bathing in chocolate mousse, never tried that either that's just become top of my list.

Here is a semi-naked fat guy dancing and a jockey on a pig   as a thank you



K+ for such a fabumous idea.

[beep]

i have never yet seen the manboobs from a certain advisor ...

[kernowgypsy]

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i have never yet seen the manboobs from a certain advisor ...

[saulprawn]

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i have never yet seen the manboobs from a certain advisor ...

or

[ashikokijin]

...been outside the United States.  I've been in the Pacific Ocean off the California coast a few times, but I doubt that counts as visiting another country.

...been to a sports venue outside California.

...spoken fluently in any other language than English.  I'm actually trying to learn Japanese.

[Philophosus]

... smoked!

[jehuty69]

been to New York 

[kernowgypsy]

Been to North Korea 

[Sigursæll]

smoked in North Korea

[jehuty69]

told someone to bugger off and leave us alone 

[so69or69]

I never jello wrestled
I never flew in a military aircraft
I never went into bankruptcy
I never paid for sex (directly )
I never have been to the top of the empire state building
I never went to south america
I never have been to outer space
I never played water polo
I never played regular polo
I never participated in a rodeo
I never got a C
I never snorkled with sharks
I never visited africa
I never was in a car driving more than 250 kph (crazy uncle!)
I never owned a dog

[beep]

i have never yet understood SAFF as Wurlitzer organ.


till recently i had a huge ocean liner in mind.

[zigman]

Wondered if I did the right thing that night

[girlwithoutfear]

won any BIG competition as in a money / prize winning one not based on skill lol

[Kobe123]

I have never killed someone.....yet.

[Onatha]

I have never been on a plane. Amazing, I know! :O

[zas]

I have never smoked and drinked at the same time, alone.

[rbeze]

Never got drunk... i'm curious how my behavior would change though.

[kokunt]

I've never learnt japanese, but maybe I could try soon

[boom_box]

I was never involved in a threesome. Unfortunately :-)

[Game0ver]

I never exchanged caresses with a same-sex person.

[Uploader187]

I have never ran from anyone.

[nine11007]

never been in a threesome before but hoping I can convince my wife one of these birthdays

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